guidancerune:

cheddarchaser:

disappointed judge] poster claimed they were “peeing more and more”

jncos:

Cobra venom isn’t poisonous. People just get freaked out when they get bitten by cobras and let their negative emotions do the poisoning for them. I’ve been bitten by dozens of serpents over the last fortnight and due to my positive attitude I am healthier than I have ever been in years.

soldez:

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jefffreybeaumont:

En route to Boston! Show tonight at @The_Wilbur!

#SparksTour2023 🚗

gjjuddmk2:

sisyphusshrugged:

we all have that one homie who volunteers to take first watch that they might contemplate the heavens in solitude

milfygerard:

frostops:

Twitter is dead for real now.

sygol:

haha ❤️ hilarious post my friend! *eyes narrow and my face goes stone serious* but it does not resonate with my own ideological schema, so i shall not be reblogging it